The greatest place on earth is where you win money and drink, right?
The right answer is “yes,” and that holy place is the casino. But the bad thing about going to the casino is that when you aren’t winning money, you’re losing it. So on the latest episode of “Grown Man Sh*t,” we’re teaching you how to lose like a winner. When it comes to placing bets at the blackjack table, you’ve gotta act like you’ve been there before. So first things first you need a drink, preferably a stiff one that comes in a whiskey glass, because it’s harder to knock over and you don’t want to be that guy. Pro tip: You never want to be that guy.
Dustin says you should bet it all every time. We’re not sure how smart that is, but it does make you look like a badass, so you should probably do it. Then light up—casinos are one of the last places you can legally smoke cigarettes, so enjoy it before your local legislature catches up. Even if you aren’t a card guy, just keeping saying, “Hit me.” You’ll probably lose in the end, but as Dustin says, “Never gamble unless you have the money to afford to lose.” So turtleneck-clad Dustin losing a $100 is nothing because he’s got a pocket full of them.
And that’s just some grown man sh*t. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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