BRUHstrology

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BRUHstrology is where the astral plane and corner store meet. With the expert help of astrologer Janelle Belgrave (and our resident BRUHstrologer, Bruce Goodwin II), CASSIUS decodes your horoscope so you don’t have to. Here’s what’s on deck for the week of June 17, 2018.

BRUHstrology Signs

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Aries

The Astrologer Says:

Who are you living for, Aries? Yourself or the world? There’s no problem in wishing to make a name for yourself, but there will be times this week when you question the price of toeing the line and doing what’s expected of you. So ask yourself: is there enough balance between you seeking your pleasures, having down time with family and friends, and your work and larger social responsibilities? Find the middle ground, Ram, and watch your stress and anxiety reduce considerably.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

In the words of Nasir or Tony Montana, the world is yours. Spit your game and talk your shit but there may be some backlash so be ready for it. If you shimmy like Steph Curry, be prepared to defend yourself like Draymond Green. Get to living your best life.

Leo

The Astrologer Says:

Do your best to keep your cool and social grace this week, Leo. Although you’re feeling somewhat fabulous and radiant with Venus in your sign, you’re noticing that many of your partners are just irritable (if not downright angry). Do what you do best, Leo, and lead. Show people how to use their frustration to create something potentially beautiful. You can use this with any of your partners who may be acting a bit crazy. Show them how, when your forces combine, you can make sweet music… or love… or money. Everybody wins when you help smooth the choppy waters.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

That sun got you glowing this week, right, king? The edge up from the Bevel has you feeling yourself but something’s wrong, the jokes aren’t hitting like they used to and the beard isn’t laying right. But it’s not you, it’s one (or all?) of your baes who feel like they aren’t getting the necessary attention. Get on Groupon and make them all feel special for the low-low.

Sagittarius

The Astrologer Says:

This week will have you confronting the philosophies that you claim to believe in and how you’ve been acting out in the streets, Sadge. What good is a belief that looks good on paper, but has little going for it on the ground? Figure out a way to turn your beliefs into tangible actions that you can put into the literal and figurative bank. If you say that you love the beauty of the world, but your own hood is a mess, you know where to start your work. See you out in the streets, Centaur.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

All that shit you’ve been talking? Now it’s time to prove it. It might look good on paper, but unless you can make it happen, it doesn’t mean anything. What good is a cheat code if you don’t know how to play Street Fighter? Exactly.

BRUHstrology Signs

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Taurus

The Astrologer Says:

You’ll be feeling the push and pull of change this week, Taurus. As you shift and change, so do your priorities and expectations for your life. Right now the struggle revolves around your desire to enjoy your home life, family, and local communities, as well as your drive to be out in the world hustling and making moves. It’s possible to have both, but there will be a compromise… and you may have to change how you think and take action to find the balance you’re looking for.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Nothing changes when nothing changes. Find the balance between nights at the bar and nights at the office if one of those places has been lacking. If your girl is going on Target runs without you to pick up just one roll of toilet paper and snacks, that’s a sign that you’re around too much and she wants her space bro.

Capricorn

The Astrologer Says:

As you learn to wield your power, Capricorn, be careful that you don’t destroy your opponent or your partner. You can make power moves and assert yourself without decimating other people—it tends to leave a bad taste in people’s mouths and alienate you at the same time. Work toward being able to finesse with integrity so that everyone kinda wins… but mostly you. If you’re having trouble figuring out how your actions are going to come across, just ask yourself if you’d be cast as a Disney villain because of what you do.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

There’s nothing wrong with finessing but make sure you’re doing it without hurting anyone else. You know who explains it better? Go listen to Jay-Z’s “Song Cry” and try not to shed one thug tear.

Virgo

The Astrologer Says:

If there’s anyone to whip a group of people into shape, it would be you, Virgo. Use your talent for organizing and streamlining to get things done on a collective scale. Think about how you can use your creative power to get people motivated to spring into action and service. The world is in desperate need of a fixer. Here’s to you.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Get your people into shape, since you always fix shit, Virgo. But make sure you’re only pouring into people who pour into you.

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Gemini

The Astrologer Says:

This week will have you considering your money, Gemini. Time to do some assessing and tweaking to see the gains that you’re after—i.e., how are your assets vs. your debts and how are you making a plan to see them balance out in your favor? You may have to be brutally honest with yourself before you can hope to scheme up a plan to see your money rise. Good luck!

The BRUHstrologer Says:

What’s that savings account lookin’ like? Maybe you shouldn’t have gone ham when Fashion Nova for men dropped. But now you gotta start stacking up. But hey, at least you’ll look like a tasteful thot until September rolls around.

Libra

The Astrologer Says:

This is the week to speak up and use your voice to make change happen in a big way, Libra. Whether you like it or not, people think of you as a protector and nurturer, someone to go to in the middle of a crisis. This week, choose wisely, as whatever or whoever you advocate for will be seen by everyone. So long as it’s something that you’re passionate about, demands creativity, and pushes the world forward in its progress, go for it.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You’ve got a voice and its time for you to learn how to use it. Be okay with your opinions. There’s nothing wrong with being hyped for Tory Lanez to drop a Spanish album while still enjoying your favorite Lil’ Cease verse. Variety is the spice of life and mixing that with creativity will have you living your best life.

Aquarius

The Astrologer Says:

It’s been harder to keep your cool with Mars running around in your sign, Aquarius, though you’re going to have to learn how to. Otherwise, you may push away those who may be more than willing to support you if you weren’t so pushy and aggressive. Take a breath, smile, and keep your elbows to yourself. A little social grace will take you farther than you think.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Desperate times call for desperate measures, so we’re quoting Kanye Kardashian. “Don’t ever fix your lips like collagen, and say something when you gon’ end up apolog’in.”

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Cancer

The Astrologer Says:

You’re going to have to be your own best advocate this week, Cancer. You may find that your relationships with others are leaving you feeling defeated and overwhelmed as opposed to empowered. This week, make it a point to speak truth to power whenever you feel like you’re being bullied. The point isn’t to use your words to bully back, but instead, use them to transform the situation so that both parties walk away feeling heard and understood. Using your natural gifts of empathy and sensitivity will help you navigate troubled waters ahead.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Be your own hypeman this week since your circle doesn’t hype you up like they should. If she doesn’t compliment you or refer to you with the cringe-worthy title of zaddy *shudders* after a fresh haircut, is she even the one? Know your worth. Oh, and make sure you’re doing the same for her. That Dominican blowout looking extra fresh? Show her. Edges on fleek? Let your queen know. Aight, that’s enough of the soft shit for the week, go prosper.

Scorpio

The Astrologer Says:

Perhaps it’s time to travel lighter, Scorpio. As you’re out in the world making moves and claiming success, you may be feeling a tug to discontent at home that needs to be adjusted. It could be time to empty out the closets of your inner world so that there isn’t an internal competition getting in the way of your glory. That means letting go of the physical and emotional junk that hold you back from getting what you want in life. Time to clean house. You’ll feel better, I promise.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

All that clutter gotta go. Why do you have three iPhones that you don’t use collecting dust in your drawer? Why are you saving mail and bills that are also available in your Gmail? Get it together and reduce the chance of a candle lighting your very flammable room on fire during sexy time. Do the same with your relationships—cut the roster and start deleting those message threads in your phone. You’ll be surprised how much quicker your phone will be once you delete threads with lots of photos of your… dogs.

Pisces

The Astrologer Says:

This week will point out the struggle between doing you and being in the mix with your people helping to change the world. Yeah, you could sit at home strumming your guitar like Wyclef Jean, but what good would that do the rest of us? You’re tasked with learning how to do both, Pisces. Find ways to lend your creative magic to the whole so that everybody wins. We need you and your compassionate heart at the front lines.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You’ve gotta learn to please yourself and fulfill your purpose in the world. It’s a tough job, but there 7.442 billion people are doing the same. Just make sure you’re listening to fire music while figuring it all out. May we suggest the new Lykke Li album? If not it’s cool, 36 Chambers is still available on your favorite streaming services.

LAST WEEK’S SCOPES: BRUHstrology: How It’s Goin’ Down (Week of 06/10/18)

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