25 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes — Somebody’s Gotta Be Corny

When it comes to Thanksgiving, dads are the unsung heroes of the holiday. They might not be the ones in charge of the macaroni and cheese, but they are the ones in charge of the vibes. From making sure the TV is locked in on the football game (and hollering “That’s a catch!”), to carving the turkey with the precision of a surgeon, their presence anchors the whole day. Their real contribution, though? The jokes. Those timeless, eye-roll-inducing one-liner dad jokes that somehow manage to make everyone groan and laugh at the same time.

When the food’s finally on the table, that’s when the dad jokes reach their prime. Think Bernie Mac’s classic ribbing during dinner in Guess Who. That mix of swagger, wisdom, wit and pure comedic timing is something only a Black dad can deliver. Whether it’s teasing someone about how many plates they’ve had or dropping a perfectly timed “Y’all better leave me a drumstick,” their humor keeps the energy light, the family connected, and the memories unforgettable. So in honor of the fathers, uncles, and family comedians who make Thanksgiving so special, here are 25 Thanksgiving dad jokes guaranteed to make somebody roll their eyes and say, “You’re so corny.” Let us know your favorite Thanksgiving dad jokes and share your own in the comment section.

What’s the proper way to introduce yourself to a turkey on Thanksgiving? – “Slice to meat you.”
What key won’t open any door? – “A turkey!”
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? – “A poultrygeist.”
Why did the police arrest the turkey? – “They suspected fowl play.”
How does the turkey smell? – “Probably through its beak.”
Why did the turkey bring a microphone? – “He was ready to roast.”
What did the turkey say when he met the President? – “Pardon me.”
Why did they let the turkey join the band? – “Because he had his own drumsticks”
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? – “He got the stuffing knocked out of him.”
What do you call a running turkey? – “Fast food.”
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey? – “All about that baste.”
What did the leftover turkey say? – “Make me a sandwich.”
“Who made the macaroni? I just need to know if i should pray twice.”
“You know it’s Thanksgiving when my plate got more sections than a Walmart.”
“If it don’t got seasoning, that’s not dressing…that’s a salad.”
“This sweet potato pie lookin’ at me like it know me.”
“I don’t need seconds…but I’m getting them anyway.”
Why did the pie go to the dentist? – “It needed a filling.”
What do you call a group of musical sweet potatoes? – “A yam session.”
Knock knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee, who? “Normally I don’t each this much.
What did dad say when he was asked to say grace? – “Grace.”
When are turkeys the most grateful? – “The day after Thanksgiving.”
Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make bread? – “It’s a crummy job.”
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? – “It was outstanding in its field.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? “Because it’s a-maize-ing