BRUHstrology

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BRUHstrology is where the astral plane and corner store meet. With the expert help of astrologer Janelle Belgrave (and our resident BRUHstrologer, Bruce Goodwin II), CASSIUS decodes your horoscope so you don’t have to. Here’s what’s on deck for the week of September 16, 2018.

BRUHstrology Signs

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Aries

The Astrologer Says:

Although you love to be independent and do things on your own, this week’s sky is pushing you to get into your relationships. I know, I know. It’s easier to say “F*ck it, I’mma do it all on my own,” but that’s just avoiding the matter at hand: trust, intimacy, and learning how to compromise so that all parties involved feel satisfied. Stick around to have those conversations with loved ones and business partners and don’t be afraid to get to the heart of that matter if there’s been friction. Getting through the heavy stuff now leaves more opportunities for authentic bonding to happen later. Cuffing season is coming, don’t let your pride leave you out in the cold!

The BRUHstrologer Says:

That relationship you’ve been being unattentive to? It’s time to call it quits instead of leading people on because it ain’t right. How would you feel if someone strung you along and then suddenly unmatched you on Tinder after you already made reservations at that new Italian spot you’ve both been dying to try? Exactly. Leading people on isn’t the wave.

Leo

The Astrologer Says:

Time to tighten up and focus, Leo. With Mercury and the Sun moving into Libra, your phone, inbox, and calendar will start to light up with various meetings and tasks that you have to contend with. Siblings and close friends come out of the woodwork to say what’s up and invite you to be involved in local ’round the way affairs. Watch for projects that center around home, family, and property. And don’t hesitate to enlist your siblings and close friends to help you. Just remember to keep it cute, stay on top of that correspondence, and don’t promise more than you can actually deliver; people will feel slighted if you don’t keep them in the loop. Have fun and don’t burn out!

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Summer has come to an end. You know what that means? That “Back on my bullsh*t” caption you used on you first IG post of the summer has officially expired. Get back to work until further notice.

Sagittarius

The Astrologer Says:

Don’t isolate yourself this week, Sadge. Lately your focus has been on creating stability and establishing yourself in your career, but there’s such a thing as balance. You get to enjoy yourself and remember why it is you work so hard to begin with. Call up your friends, go to a movie, a show, or any activity that allows you to be around like minded people who just want to enjoy the beauty of the moment you’re in. A little socializing may help quell any anxiety you’re feeling about the future. Get by with a little help from your friends—they’ll remind you that the sun will come out tomorrow.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

We get it, you wanna chill and scroll through Twitter all week and do nothing. And as amazing as that sounds, it’s not going to work because you need some balance in your life. So go to the movies and see that fire romcom you’ve been eyeing (we recommend Crazy Rich Asians)—then go home and spend your night scrolling through Twitter like a true millennial.

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Taurus

The Astrologer Says:

This week’s energy makes it the perfect time for you to commit to your daily routines and improve your work ethic, Taurus. How can you be more balanced with your to-do lists? Some of what’s on your plate is just plain drudgery and has to be done, but there are also plenty of hobbies and selfless projects that require a bit of patience and commitment to get off the ground. Learn to make space for both. You don’t have to go it alone, as your ruling planet Venus is hanging out in your house of partnership for a good while and drawing in collaborative friends who may be up for helping you dig into your work.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

It’s time to find your balance, man. And that balance shouldn’t lean towards the f*ckery that’ll leave you with a giant headache and regret in the morning. Instead, actually do your d*mn chores. You only get to satisfyingly cross things off your to-do list if you actually do them.

Virgo

The Astrologer Says:

This week, your focus moves toward the C.R.E.A.M., Virgo. Yes, cash does indeed rule everything around you as the sun and Mercury move into your house of money, resources, and confidence. This is a great opportunity to check in on your finances or finally find the confidence you need to spend a little money on yourself and the things that you’ve been wanting. If you’ve been playing around with ideas to make some extra income (especially if it’s something that has to do with communications or teaching), this is the week to let the creative energy flow in that direction. Tap a family member or close friend for extra support and feedback if you need a hand.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Someone has spent too much money on bottomless brunches this summer. Enjoying your summer is fire, but cutting into other parts of your budget to ball out with the homies and drink 10 too many mimosas for the umpteenth time is getting old. Figure out your budget and set a savings goal for the rest of 2018.

Capricorn

The Astrologer Says:

If your eye has been on the prize and you’re ready to move up the ladder, Capricorn, this is the week to starting making those big money moves. Position yourself as a diplomatic leader who is willing to listen while also helming the ship and see what comes out of it. All eyes will be on you, so don’t waste the opportunity to show how good you are at your craft. Don’t be afraid to get your crew involved either as collaborative and group projects and investments can play to your favor. Let fellow Seagoat John Legend be an inspiration; when you put in the work you, too, will see the rewards. Keep on climbing, Cap.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Boss up. Remember: scared money don’t make no money.

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Gemini

The Astrologer Says:

The creative energy you’ve been searching for all year makes its appearance this week as Mercury and the sun settle into your house of creativity and romance. Whip out those old projects that have been sitting on the shelf untouched, tune your instruments, and open your Google Docs to write because when it rains it pours and being prepared will do wonders. So make space for what you want, Gemini, clear your desk, set your intentions, and make the effort to show up for your art whatever it may be. You can’t rest on your laurels forever—remind everyone that you still got the juice.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Don’t let that creative energy you’ve been fostering turn into you editing vlogs that you know damn well will never end up on YouTube. Focus it on something more important, like getting that promotion or actually chasing your dream. Just make sure that savings account is poppin’ before you do anything crazy.

Libra

The Astrologer Says:

Happy Birthday, Libra! On the 21st and 22nd, Mercury and the sun return to your sign, marking another year of possibilities. This is a time to think about you. After spending the last 30 days reflecting on how far you’ve come, your successes, and your missteps, now is the time to celebrate and put your mental focus on who you want to be for the next year. Since your ruling planet Venus is in Scorpio, give yourself permission to go deep into your emotions to get a handle on what you truly want to manifest. Don’t play superficial, Libra. A little grit, sex, and magic are all a part of the balance. Blow out your candles and make those wishes good ones.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Did you say sex? Yes, go do the sex. Then once your birthday season is over, still keep doing the sex. Jokes aside, don’t be so scared to get attached. Cuffing season is in full effect.

Aquarius

The Astrologer Says:

What’s the big picture for your life going forward, Water Bearer? Now that the Universe is wrapping up its mission to get all the junk and fear out of your life, you get to dream a little dream for the future. Where would you like to go? What’s your vision for the future? How can you expand beyond your current borders? Keep those questions in mind this week as the answers may start to appear out the blue in moments of serendipity. Keep a running list in your head about how these big ideas can also play a part in your career, too. If you can dream it, you can be it. Step out on faith and see what happens.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Everything is going alright. But alright isn’t amazing, is it? So now it’s time to prep for the rest of the year and the rest of your life. Dust off those Timbs and figure out what’s next.

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Cancer

The Astrologer Says:

This week, Mercury and the sun move into your favorite domain: home. Yes, Cancer, if you want, you can totally chill at home unbothered. Well, not entirely unbothered, as this energy appreciates a little productivity. You may want to spend some time on beautification projects that have been put on hold, and get to work on those tedious tasks that need planning and organizing to be done right. Think of it this way: if you clean house early, you’ll be free to invite family and friends over for a good meal and conversation, which is what you need to replenish your soul after the crazy year you’ve been having.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Beautification tasks? Like beard massages and getting shapeups twice a week? Yup we’re here for it. Self-care is a beautiful thing, king.

Scorpio

The Astrologer Says:

The world is loud and noisy these days, and this week will have you retreating into the safety of your inner world to recalibrate as the sun and Mercury dip into your house of the unconscious. Reflect on that last year, daydream, listen to music, and watch your favorite movies so that you can unwind and relax enough to let your intuition reignite. Write down your dreams and passing fancies, as you never know what genius ideas may come to you when you’re at ease in your own space. Rest up now, so that when your season commences, you can step out looking refreshed and ready to take on the world.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You’ve been through a lot of shit this year, but that’s okay because you got through it. Now make sure you write down all the intentions you have for the rest of the year and do everything in your power to get them done. You know how hard it’s going to be to get all the sneakers from the Jordan Holiday collection? You gotta put your mind to it.

Pisces

The Astrologer Says:

This time of year may prove to be a bit challenging for you, Pisces. You may have that nagging feeling that something in your life has to change. Take some alone time to reflect, and book a session with your therapist or your closest ride or die friends to hash out whatever is weighing heavily on your mind. It’s okay to feel a bit heavy and down, just be sure to find people, places, and things that uplift your spirit and fill you with hope for whatever comes next. You know better than most that you cannot have darkness without the light. This too shall pass.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

We know it has been tough. But this is a time to reflect, listen to your favorite album, and indulge in whatever your current vice is. Just don’t overdo it, bro.

LAST WEEK’S SCOPES: BRUHstrology: How It’s Goin’ Down (Week of 09/09/18)

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