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BRUHstrology is where the astral plane and corner store meet. With the expert help of astrologer Janelle Belgrave (and our resident BRUHstrologer, Bruce Goodwin II), CASSIUS decodes your horoscope so you don’t have to. Here’s what’s on deck for the week of October 21, 2018.

BRUHstrology Signs

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Aries

The Astrologer Says:

As John Leguizamo once sang, “Debits, credits, wepa!” This week’s Full Moon is illuminating all of your transactions, your self esteem, self-worth, and how you obtain money (or go about losing it). Stay clear of impulse buying or thinking that loans you agree to now are without strings. Triple check the fine print of your bank statements, as your money being funny can come to light out of nowhere if you’re not paying attention. If push comes to shove, this could be a great time to get a financial expert to go over the numbers with you. That way you can create a new trajectory towards abundance on all levels.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Transactions aren’t just for money. What type of energy are you putting out into the world? Because that’s what you’re gonna get back, bro. Oh, and we know you’ve been terrible maintaining a budget all year, so please just be ready to get back in check come 2019. But since it’s 2018 still, that Air Jordan Holiday Collection is looking fire.

Leo

The Astrologer Says:

This could be your breakthrough moment when it comes to your career and reputation, Leo. If you’ve been working towards a certain goal these past few months, this Full Moon may suddenly deliver the results that you’ve been waiting for. Just be mindful about how you’re coming across to others during this time. Uranus’ involvement can shock and easily ruffle the feathers of those who are more conservative, so do your best to electrify them with your talents without singeing their eyebrows off completely. Time to shine, Leo. Go get it.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Keeping your head down and getting the work done is cool, but it may be time for you to get all the blessings you’ve earned. Now make sure you’re ready to accept what comes with it. Mo’ money, mo’ problems.

Sagittarius

The Astrologer Says:

It’s time to tell a new health story, Centaur. Take note of the habits that have you feeling sluggish and decide whether or not you’re ready to make a change for the better. With Uranus—the planet of sudden change—involved in this Full Moon, you could be in for a wake up call around your daily routines. Is this what you value, is this how you want live, and is it sustainable? As lucky as you are, sometimes it’s best not to tempt fate. Set up those checkup appointments, pop the damn P90X DVD in, start at beginner level, and you’ll start to sleep better knowing that you’re taking control of health.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Bruh, all that drinking and fried food is going to start effecting you eventually. And feeling shitty isn’t the wave—at all. So go to the damn doctor, get that tooth looked at, and start making healthy decisions. Nothing crazy, but some healthy substitutions would do you some good. Skip the bread, bro.

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Taurus

The Astrologer Says:

What you’re feeling isn’t a breakdown, Taurus, but a breakthrough. This Full Moon is bringing to light just how much you’ve changed in the last few months. Evaluate your emerging priorities regarding yourself and how you partner with others. Sudden breakups and relationship meltdowns may be a part of the picture, but don’t panic too much. Venus is reviewing her notes and giving you time to decide whether or not they’ll stay or go.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Okay, well that first line that the astrologer wrote sounds like something Kanye would say, but we digress. Some relationships may be peaking right now, while others are… doing the opposite. Just be prepared for change, because it’s coming.

Virgo

The Astrologer Says:

This Full Moon offers you an opportunity to expand your heart and mind, Virgo. If you’ve been hemming and hawing about what your next adventure will be, use this time to be inspired by the world at large. What do you want to learn more about? Who do you want to visit? Where do you want to go? What ideas do you want to put out there for others to enjoy? Let go of old thought processes and fall in love with being curious about the unknown. The answers you’re searching for are out there waiting for you to find them, so get going. Book the ticket, sign up for the class, and set your mind free.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

All you ever wanted was the opportunity, right? Well you’ve got it and now it’s your responsibility to do something amazing with it. Do something you normally wouldn’t and you might just discover a new hobby.

Capricorn

The Astrologer Says:

Indulging in matters of the heart never hurt nobody, Capricorn. This Full Moon may have you thinking about the flings, romances and play time you’ve been getting into…or not. If you’ve been sitting on the sidelines, maybe it’s time to throw a little caution to the wind and say yes to your friends when they invite you for something fun and crazy. If you have a love, why not make plans for something exciting or stay up late all night texting and giggling. Winter is coming, Seagoat, and it’s better to be warmed by a lover even if it doesn’t last forever. Say yes to the love/quickies and be blessed.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Are… you… finding… love? Well, whatever it is, just have fun, Capricorn.

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Gemini

The Astrologer Says:

It’s time to come to terms with what you’ve been carrying around in the back of your mind, Gemini. This isn’t the time to suppress or deny what you’ve been feeling, as this Full Moon may apply just enough pressure to get you talking…or crying—most likely both. That’s okay, it’s better out than in and causing a whole bunch of psychic pressure that may start to physically manifest as anxiety and other health issues. Retreat, journal, listen to soothing music, and allow all the troubles to bubble up and be released. You’ll feel much better when you do.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Geminis—you all have been having a crazy ride as of late. But that ride might just continue if you decide to keep “freely” expressing yourself. Just look at your brethren Mr. West.

Libra

The Astrologer Says:

What do you need to let go of, Libra? This Full Moon is pointing out areas of your life that you’ve been too attached to or obsessed with. Maybe it’s your debt-to-income ratio, or the closeness or lack thereof that you feel with your partner, or some underlying fear of the unknown that’s been nagging at your mind. Whatever it is, it’s time to make a decision about how to proceed. Make sure it’s an arrangement that honors your desires, rather than your fears. Your needs can’t be met if you’re too afraid to admit to them.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Too obsessed with your finances lately? Breath a little. Too attached someone that’s obviously a fling? Get over it. Doing too much at work? Leave early. You gotta stop devoting all of your energy to one part of your life and start having a balance.

Aquarius

The Astrologer Says:

The Full Moon is highlighting the fine line you’ve been trying to walk when it comes to your home and work life, Waterbearer. Pay attention to what needs fixing around the house, whether it be physical or emotional, because under this energy things are bound to suddenly SNAP. Ish happens, but because you’ve been putting in the work around being more social and gracious on the job, you should find that people are more understanding and willing to support you while you get things in order on the homefront. Sometimes it pays to be nice, Aquarius.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

C’mon, follow the same advice as your Libra homies.

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Cancer

The Astrologer Says:

You could see some unexpected changes to your current crew under this Full Moon, Cancer. Sometimes when the energy is this strong in the sky, people tend to act out in ways that seem unusual. There could be blow up with friends and organizations that have you walking away once and for all. Or on the flip side you can find yourself joining new causes and making new friends that are more your cup of tea. Whatever happens, embrace the change even if it’s a little painful. There are times when the Universe has to break us out of our comfort zone to get us to where we need to be. Roll with it.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Yo, so the Full Moon is allegedly acting up. That means you shouldn’t make any rash decisions, or if you do, blame it on the Full Moon. This may or may not work when you come up smelling like another woman’s perfume, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Scorpio

The Astrologer Says:

Decisions, decisions, Scorpio. Who do you want to be hugging and loving as we head into the long winter nights? The Full Moon could deliver some shocking messages about your current partner that makes you want to reconsider the union altogether or drop a new boo down in front of you like a bolt of lightning. Remind yourself that you’ve changed quite a bit in the last few months, so just because relationships and potential baes look different than your usual, remember that your usual is no longer the same. Take a risk, Scorpio. You may like what you discover.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Someone is going to have an interesting week. Be prepared for major changes to hit you soon. And remember to act with the perfect amount of emotion and poise— like any true scorpion should.

Pisces

The Astrologer Says:

Expect the unexpected under this Full Moon, Pisces. Whether it’s long lost family members and friends coming out the woodworks to say hello, or suddenly that creative block you’ve been suffering under comes to an end when ideas start to flash in your mind from out of nowhere. Don’t let the excitement and inspiration float away without a tether. If you’re really about new beginnings, give them solid ground to take root in. Write down your ideas, commit to your dates with others, and follow them through to the end.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Yikes. New beginnings can be scary but well worth it. Take that jump you’ve been contemplating about and you’ll be surprised by exactly where you end up.

LAST WEEK’S SCOPES: BRUHstrology: How It’s Goin’ Down (Week of 10/14/18)