In times of strife, anger, and especially horror, we can always look to one place to give us guidance and support to make it through: Twitter.
Today, on Friday the 13th, one of the top trending hashtags is #SurviveAHorrorMovieIn5Words. Users are taking notes from the classic horror movies we know and love to save themselves from horrific situations.
So you might not want to go on any Blair Witch Project-like escapades…
Or move into any Amityville Horror-esque houses or visit the House on Haunted Hill…
Or follow any creepy ass kids into a corn field, á la Children of the Corn…
Or like, you know, exist.
https://twitter.com/jmarsgaming/status/918849152083156992
Stay safe in these streets, y’all.