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BRUHstrology is where the astral plane and corner store meet. With the expert help of astrologer Janelle Belgrave (and our resident BRUHstrologer, Bruce Goodwin II), CASSIUS decodes your horoscope so you don’t have to. Here’s what’s on deck for the week of June 24, 2018.

BRUHstrology Signs

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Aries

The Astrologer Says:

Take stock of the balance of your life as it is right now, Aries. Can you see yourself living this way long term? This Full Moon will illuminate aspects of your public life that may be emotionally challenging. Instead of automatically seeking a plan of attack to “fix” the current situation, take your time to assess where the burdens lie. Remember that you get to re-imagine what power and authority looks like. If the mantle you’re wearing is too heavy, it could be time to cut some cords.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You’ve been acting wild out here. It’s not even summer yet and you’re already juggling three baes. That’s lowkey impressive, but still, it’s way too soon. Get it together and figure out what you want to do with your life, and that doesn’t just include your love life—it’s time to figure out your professional life, too. Lunch dates are cool, but so is taking your boss out to lunch. #Networking

Leo

The Astrologer Says:

Take another look at the blueprint you created for yourself at the beginning of the year, Leo. Remember you made it a mission to clean up your act on a daily basis so that you could reap the results in the long term. This Full Moon will bring in the receipts for you to take stock of what’s been serving you and what’s been a waste of your time and energy. It may hurt your pride to see a less than flawless execution, but cheer up knowing you get to do one better on the next go around.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Remember all those intentions you set at the top of the year? Take a look back at them and see what you’ve actually accomplished other than deciding to grow your freeform dreads. Not much? Get to it. There are still six months left in the year for you get it done, whether it be to finally stop cheating on your other other girlfriend or get a promotion at work.

Sagittarius

The Astrologer Says:

Look at all the work you’ve been doing, Sadge. Yeah, it’s been messy, most likely a series of falling upwards, but here you are. This Full Moon, take a moment to acknowledge your growing maturity and how your hard work has been paying off. Consider ways that you can work smarter and happier while also leaving the heaviness behind. You’ve barely scratched the surface of what you can do, Centaur. Don’t lose faith in yourself now.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You might be two steps behind but can still be a step above the rest. I just made that up and am still not completely sure if it makes sense, but let’s go with it. Stop acting like you can’t accomplish those dreams you’ve been dreamin’ on. Start that holistic soap business you’ve been thinking about. Get your Etsy on.

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Taurus

The Astrologer Says:

Dry your eyes, Taurus. You knew this day was coming. The Full Moon brings light to your crisis of faith and just how many of your beliefs and philosophies are being challenged under pressure. All you have to do is look at the ways of thinking that currently keep you feeling restricted and hopeless. There’s no point in holding onto things that keep your wings pinned and your worldview increasingly small.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Free thought is still a thing… right? Don’t be afraid to be yourself and push past the boundaries you already set for yourself. In the words of Skepta, “Everyday, bro, we’ve gotta stay battling, gotta stay fighting, gotta stay striving, gotta stay dreaming, gotta stay believing.”

Virgo

The Astrologer Says:

This Full Moon wants you to look at how far you’ve come in regards to your creativity and self expression, Virgo. Be honest: have you been able to embrace your talents and ability to use them to shine in meaningful ways? Remember that keeping your light under a bushel serves no one, so if in your assessment you find that you can still give more, be more, and shine more for your benefit as well as ours, please prepare to do so.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You’re growing and the life you’ve always wanted is in reach… so go get that shit, big dog.

Capricorn

The Astrologer Says:

A Full Moon that centers on you, Capricorn. Not the work you do, or the image that you represent, just you. Think back to the winter when you were asked to step up live a life that’s honest and true to who you are when you free yourself from external pressure and influence. Do you like the image you’ve created so far or can you be bit kinder to yourself? Examine where you can adjust your settings so that you can get what you want without being a cruel sellout.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Take a break from work and focus on you. All those PTO days can’t just be cashed in like you wish, so book that vacation to Puerto Rico with the Instagram model you’ve known for nine days. She doesn’t deserve it, but you do.

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Gemini

The Astrologer Says:

Remember a few months back when you were considering how to handle Money, Power and Respect, Gemini? Is that key currently opening doors for you, or are they being slammed in your face? You’ve been learning that words and actions do indeed have consequences, so take this as an opportunity to assess your progress up to this point. Allow this Full Moon to shine a light on where your edits need to occur—you’ve got your work cut out for you.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You can’t just say things and not expect people to feel them, even when you’re just talking shit. So stop roasting your friends so hard in the group chat. No, telling your homeboy his girlfriend looks like Miss Piggy isn’t a joke; it’s offensive. No one makes fun of your girl’s gap, right? Show some respect and maybe get your girl some braces.

Libra

The Astrologer Says:

You get to sit with your demons (again) this Full Moon, Libra. It’s not exactly fun, but it’s required for your growth. Take a long, hard look at how your old fears and the limitations you’ve placed on yourself have helped you in attaining your goals. A little fear keeps us hungry to prove ourselves, while too much can be the killer of hopes and dreams. Assess the inner monologue you’ve been running on. Does it get you what you want, or is it keeping you in the dark and unwilling to come into your own strength?

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Bruh, sitting with your demands is THE WORST. But the sooner you get over them the better person you’ll be. Fear is good. It gets you motivated. Unless it’s a STD scare. Those suck.

Aquarius

The Astrologer Says:

Hang out of sight this Full Moon, Water Bearer. You’re back to square one in assessing the subconscious fears that you’ve been working through since the beginning of the year. Know that you don’t have to take any action just yet, just notice how much you’ve been able to accomplish despite clinging to old attachments and occasionally listening to the underlying fears. Meditate on the idea that you’re much bigger than your fears, Aquarius. Don’t lose hope.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

This is the perfect season for you to become a homebody and focus on your craft. If you’re a rapper, perfect it. Stop thinking you’re Hov and write down your lyrics. You’ll be surprised how focused you can be without any distractions.

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Cancer

The Astrologer Says:

It is what it is, Cancer. There’s no sugarcoating that status of your relationships. The Full Moon may be draining for you because it will require you to look at the bare bones of your partnerships. Not what you wish to be, not what you feel them to be under the surface, but just what they are, as is, no bullsh*t. Let this be one of the few times that you adhere to the notion: “It’s business, it’s not personal.” It’ll make allowing elimination much easier.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

It’s time to cut off some of your old homies. 10 years removed from college and your friend is still asking “What’s the move?” on a Thursday night? Nah, that’s not the wave. Either find some new friends or take your old ones speed dating to help them find a bae. There’s nothing wrong with outgrowing friends.

Scorpio

The Astrologer Says:

This Full Moon requires you to check the power of your words and ideas, Scorpio. Much of your growth has revolved around speaking with authority and being a person of your word, so assess how that’s been working out for you. Are you a person people go to for wisdom and expertise? Or have you gotten so caught up in wanting to appear knowledgeable that you barely share what you already know? We’re all waiting to hear from you, Scorpio.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Stop being afraid to use your voice and realize the power you have. Everyone knows you’re ready to lead. Unless you’re Kanye West, then in that case it may be time to chill.

Pisces

The Astrologer Says:

Take another look at your whole crew, Pisces. This Full Moon wants you to look at your people (your friends, your groups and organizations) and whether or not you still fit in with them. Notice the conversations and the feelings that come up when you hang out with them over the next few weeks. Do they inspire you to keep going when all seems lost, or are they actually weighing you down with fears and limitations? Birds of a feather do what again? Make sure this is the flock you can fly with. Otherwise, make plans to fly in a new direction.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Do your friends tell you to get over it when you break up with bae for the seventh time or do they all come running to your apartment with mad D’usse like an episode of Girlfriends? (If it’s the former, you need new bros.)

… Hi, Tracee. 👋🏽

LAST WEEK’S SCOPES: BRUHstrology: How It’s Goin’ Down (Week of 06/17/18)