Grown Man Sh*t: How To Make An Ice Cream Cone…Or Not

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It’s summer, so you what that means: pool parties, drinking too much and passing out at the beach and getting sunburned, and…ice cream? Yes, ice cream.

For all those folks out who aren’t lactose intolerant, ice cream is the go-to snack in the summertime that cools you down just a bit after you’re finally able to chase down the ice cream truck. Hell, even if you are lactose intolerant, like most things in life, there’s a pill for that.

But if the ice cream man doesn’t come around your hood, you can always make your own. Buy some cones, your favorite ice cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles. Well, technically you should always have ice cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles in the crib for “other” activities, if you’re really on your grown man sh*t. Those types of activities require lengthy showers afterward to get all the sticky sh*t off your body, but the ends justify the means.

But it turns out, like most of us, Dustin is terrible at making his own cones and left the ice cream out too long, so it’s too soft even enjoy at this point. Moral of the story? Stop being cheap and go to the ice cream parlor where they wear those weird little hats and cop a real ice cream cone.

And that’s some grown man sh*t.

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