On the latest episode of CasBar, we hanging with comedian and actor Tony Rock. We took a break from our “Tekken” and “NBA 2K” addiction to try something new— “UFC 3.”
But you know we gotta go over the rules first:
- If Team CASSIUS wins, Grant has to answer any crazy question we ask. If Grant wins, he gets to plug whatever he wants for 15 seconds.
- To make things fair (and speed things up) the fights will only last three rounds.
- And most importantly, Team CASSIUS better not get its ass kicked.
The good news is that Tony Rock immediately admits that he hasn’t played PlayStation in almost five years and the last game he even touched was “Grand Theft Auto.” But he adds that he’s a quick learner, especially when it comes to an ass-kicking fighting game. Since neither have them have ever even played “UFC,” the victory could fall either way.
Rock opts for everyone’s favorite shit-talking fighter Conor McGregor, while Michael Wade goes with the talented Khabib Nurgomedov. Though the comedian may be new on the sticks, playing as McGregor helped him knock the crap out of Khabib in the first round — now Wade is out for revenge. Before the second ass-kicking ensues, Rock gives advice to aspiring young comics, saying “any good comic writes every day.”
After waxing poetic about Richard Pryor being his favorite comedian, Wade learns from his mistakes to take a W in the second round. Tied up 1-1, you’re going to have to watch the video up top to see who wins the best of the 3 rounds.