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BRUHstrology is where the astral plane and corner store meet. With the expert help of astrologer Janelle Belgrave (and our resident BRUHstrologer, Bruce Goodwin II), CASSIUS decodes your horoscope so you don’t have to. Here’s what’s on deck for the week of September 9, 2018.

BRUHstrology Signs

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Aries

The Astrologer Says:

You could find yourself at odds with your close partners this week, Aries, especially when it comes to the humanitarian and social causes that you support that they simply can’t relate to. Take this as an opportunity to gauge how well you respond to having beliefs that don’t always mesh within your relationships and larger associations. There may be room for debate over deep dish versus thin crust pizza, but you may have to draw the line at Nike swoops being cut out in protest. I’m just saying.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Now there’s nothing wrong with not getting along with the homies for a few days because you made fun of his romper and he made fun of your sh*tty hairline. You two have been friends since grade school and will figure out how to get past this.

Leo

The Astrologer Says:

It’s been a challenging summer for you, we get it. This week you may find yourself feeling sulky and even a bit bratty if you don’t get to go home to a place you can relax and enjoy your snacks in peace. Maybe you’ve been living in tight quarters for a long time and you’re beginning to show signs of cracking. Whatever the situation, remember that you’re not the only one seeking peace; do your best to find harmony with others so everyone, including you, can get their needs met.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You haven’t been with the shits lately and aren’t in the mood to hang with friends because you haven’t had much alone time. You’ve been trying to chill and play the new Spider-Man game, but your hectic schedule hasn’t allowed it. Just remember to be patient and before you know it, you can be Peter Parker all weekend long.

Sagittarius

The Astrologer Says:

Notice when you’re getting stuck in your head about finances and relationships this week, Centaur. As we leave the summer season and the energy slowly turns forward again, you’re going to need a clear grasp of reality to make sound decisions that you can easily act upon. Make an effort to relax your nervous system Sadge; meditate and breathe through anxious moments and thoughts about what’s coming next. You have peers in your corner who can help, but know that that will require you to open up and spill the tea about what has you secretly shook. It’s not nearly as bad as you think; relax and take it one step at a time.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Summer is wrapping up, which means its time to buckle down for the winter. Your fun doesn’t have to end, but its time to limit it. Take a long hard look at your finances and figure out how you can fix them. Stop eating out so much and learn the meaning of meal prep.

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Taurus

The Astrologer Says:

You may have to ask yourself whether it’s possible to have your career ambitions and your relationships exist on the same wavelength, Taurus. Yes, sometimes work can get in the way of one on one time with partners, that’s a common scenario, but watch to see if this is a bigger theme that has to be dealt with. As in: are you using your career to avoid parts of your relationships you’d rather not deal with or could you be chasing down goals for your partner’s sense of satisfaction instead of your own? Whatever the case, keep in mind that with some collaborative effort you could have the best of both worlds—or finally realize something has to give in order for you to feel content.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Work-life balance is important, so you gotta go 50-50 on everything. If one night you’re at the office working late, the next day should be dedicated to you. Have we mentioned that NBA 2K18 dropped? We know you can’t wait to see LeBron play alongside Lonzo Ball.

Virgo

The Astrologer Says:

Be sure to do things because you enjoy them first, Virgo. Yes you may get a rush out of being able to improve how life functions for others and are usually available to help someone in a bind, but don’t let that be the only reason why people reach out to you. Over time, that could bring on resentment and a breakdown in communications. Consider teaching others how to do more for themselves so that everyone involved feels empowered and appreciated for the work they do, especially you.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You’re a bit of a control freak when it comes to your friends because you just want them to be the best versions of themselves. But you gotta stop pouring into people who aren’t pouring into you. You copped your friend the newest Yeezy’s for his birthday and he forgot about your birthday? Nah, we’re off that.

Capricorn

The Astrologer Says:

You’ll be revisiting some of those issues around money and self esteem this week, Capricorn. Think back to this spring when you were wondering what dreams to go after and whether or not they were worth the investment and energy, especially if those looked different than those of your friends. Remember: this is your personal journey, and you get to set the parameters about what you want to achieve for yourself, regardless of how others feel about it. Who knows, if you stand up for what you want, people may just get on board to help you because they like that energy.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

You’ve got money and self-esteem issues going on this week? Damn. Let’s start by not spending so much at your weekly happy hour and copping a bottle for the crib that will last longer and is way cheaper. Start taking yourself seriously and remembering that you are important. And stop hanging out with losers.

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Gemini

The Astrologer Says:

You may be confronted by the fact that your work speaks for itself, Gemini. For better or for worse, the reputation that you’ve built for yourself proceeds you. Now that can be a fantastic situation if you’ve been out here trying to break new ground and figure out ways to improve upon what already is. Or it you may get caught up in seeing how holding too tightly to your worldview and being critical of others hasn’t gained you any favors. Keep your eye on the big picture, Gemini. It’s nice that you want to be the greatest rapper that ever lived, but if all work ethic and behavior points to the opposite, there’s some fixing to be done.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Is this whole thing about Kanye? It’s gotta be about Kanye. Don’t be like Kanye.

Libra

The Astrologer Says:

The energy for love, romance, and creative projects returns to you, along with the desire to spend a little money on the things you like, Libra. It’s a treat yo’self kind of energy that’s hard to ignore, so you may want to pay your bills as soon as you get paid so you can enjoy dropping money and having a good time. And try to turn your pleasures into money makers, if you can. Just don’t get too carried away, and remember it’s always a nice gesture to share the love with others.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Can you splurge? No. But can you drop some cash on something that’ll help you feel better, or even more important, help you get a ‘fit off? F*ck yeah you can. Fall is around the corner, so cop those new jeans before the prices go up.

Aquarius

The Astrologer Says:

You don’t have to leave who you truly are at the door, Water Bearer. Hopefully by now you’ve learned to fall in love with you and your unique qualities enough to want to display them with confidence. Push a little and assert yourself and your ideas; you’ll learn as you go how to present yourself and manifest the accolades and accomplishments you’re after. You deserve your flowers, Aquarius. Step into the light and show everyone why.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Know yourself, and don’t be afraid to get to know the new you you’re becoming. Simple as that.

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Cancer

The Astrologer Says:

Stay on top of your motivations, Cancer. While it’s lovely to be generous with your gifts and resources, be sure that you’re giving of yourself freely and not with ulterior motives in mind. Like say, giving of yourself (likely too much) to be liked or giving because it gives you a sense of control or power over others. It’s normal to want to be adored, wanted, and needed, but make sure that fear of not being those things isn’t pushing you into situations that leave you drained, angry, and unfulfilled.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

All that sh* t you wanted to get done at the top of the year, have you done it? Probably not and that’s fine. Lucky for you there’s still three months left to realize that mixtape you’ve been thinking about. Or at least get all the fire beats you need.

Scorpio

The Astrologer Says:

You can still be you while respecting where you’ve come from, Scorpio. You already know that part of your life story is about constant regeneration and change, so use that same energy this week when you realize that while you’ve shifted and changed your perspective and outlook over time, that natural evolution doesn’t have to block your joy. You’re not a sellout for growing beyond your original container. The past and your roots don’t have to limit how you become more of yourself now. It’s called growth.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

The new you is out here glowing up, your beard is shiny AF, you’re moisturized, but most importantly you know where you came from, dog. Keep that same energy.

Pisces

The Astrologer Says:

You could find yourself feeling challenged by your beliefs systems and wondering what it all means, Pisces. This is the kind of energy that may have you searching for something to believe in, whether it’s via religion, spirituality, or some other vehicle that makes you feel connected to all there is. Just try to stay on top on the day to day activities like brushing your teeth and making meals while you’re out contemplating the secrets of the Universe and whether humanity stands a chance. It may not look particularly hopeful right now, but you know better than most that miracles are a mix of faith and action.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

There’s nothing wrong with questioning all that’s around you. Things are changing—Drake and Meek Mill are friends again, Kanye is hanging out with Tekashi 6ix9ine. The vortex is shifting and so can you.

LAST WEEK’S SCOPES: BRUHstrology: How It’s Goin’ Down (Week of 09/02/18)