Chance the Rapper Is Getting Married This Weekend.
Cue the wedding bells. Chance the Rapper is getting married to longtime bae Kirsten Corley this weekend, putting the happily-ever-after on their office party fairytale (they met at his mom’s office gathering in 2003).
“We were instructed to make way for an exclusive performance by DESTINY’S CHILD!!” Chance recently recounted on social media. “From the back stepped out 3 young girls… Who were not Destiny’s Child.”
“Now I’m locking eyes with the prettiest girl I ever seen in my almost-a-decade of life on earth,” he continued. “I was just staring at her; as she and her girls were conquering the choreography and mastering the art of lip-syncing in a way even the most professional performers have yet to accomplish.”
We’re not crying, you’re crying. Read the story below:
R. Kelly Is Back in Custody After His Chicago Child-Support Hearing.
After the national broadcast of his explosive interview with Gayle King, R. Kelly was taken back into custody following his Chicago child-support hearing on Wednesday, during which he told a judge he’d be unable to pay the $161,000 in back child support he owes his ex-wife and mother of his children, Andrea Kelly.
As Fox 29 Notes, while Kelly may have hoped for the broadcast to play in his favor, that wasn’t the case here.
“In my history as a prosecutor, I loved it when a defendant would say things or make comments about his or her defense,” Illinois Appellate Judge Joseph Birkett, who reportedly didn’t watch the interview, told Fox 29. “I would document every word they said … (and) I could give you example after example where their statements backfired.”
Watch This Florida Man KILL a Dance Routine to Post Malone’s ‘Wow.’
For once “Florida Man” is in the news for a good reason. Meet 40-year-old Mike Alancourt, who’s making waves on social media after a video of him dancing (like really dancing) to Post Malone’s “Wow” went viral. Even Will Smith was impressed, commenting, “YOOOOOOO! Dude is SLAYIN’ this thing!!”
The clip speaks for itself. Take a break from this stressful-ass news cycle and check it out below:
For more content like this, be sure to follow CASSIUSLife.com.