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Bruhstrology 2018

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Hell hath no flame like a fire sign’s vigor. Your unwavering passion keeps you and your peers inspired, while your contagious energy keeps everything lit.

Aries

The Astrologer Says:

You’re getting a sneak peek at the brand new person you’ve become after seven years of Uranus electrifying (and sometimes shocking) you into changing your approach. Saturn in Capricorn will still throw you some tests to see if you’re up for the new responsibilities of being a revolutionary in your own life. It’s not easy being the First, but it’s good to set the tone.

You’re almost done with this instability and chaos, Aries! Starting May 15,  you’ll get to enjoy six whole months of test driving your new radicalized ego when Uranus enters Taurus. The person you were back in 2011 when Uranus first entered your sign is long gone, and although there will still be some changes that you can’t control, especially near the end of the year, you now know who you are—and who you are NOT.

Love Jones

If you play your cards right, Aries, there could be plenty of opportunities for love and sex this year. Between the eclipses going off in your 5th House of Romance and Jupiter leaving for your 8th House of deep intimacy, you could be feeling the desire to merge your independent world with someone (or a few someones) this year. Just be upfront about where you stand, Aries, as this is not the year to hide away from the truth.

The Hustle

Saturn entering Capricorn will signal big career shifts for you Aries. It may be time to take on some extra responsibility and take your reputation more seriously, because other people are definitely looking. What kind of destiny are you building for yourself? Although it may feel like a drag at times, working towards a clear objective will bring its own special rewards. Don’t fret if you have moments of self-doubt and fear, and consider leaning on your friends and creative hobbies to get you through.

Fit Gains

As usual Aries, most of your health issues stem from not slowing down. Too much of a good thing can definitely become bad, so be sure to pace yourself when you’re out in the world. The key to your health lies in the details and common sense practicality so keep to the basics, good food, a solid sleep schedule and exercise during the week. Done.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Like Rick Ross says, “It’s a perfect time to boss up.” All those years of growth and lessons learned finally pay off, as you’re about to see big changes in your career, your health, and maybe even shake up your dating roster. To whom much is given, much is tested, and you’re about to benefit from those blessings ten-fold. Just be sure to have a sense of focus to dominate, not just succeed, and watch how the game changes. And always stand tall under whatever pressure tries to knock you off. It’s the return of the mack, and nothing can stop the wave.

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Leo

The Astrologer Says:

The Eclipses have been working on you since last winter. All of 2017 has been one unexpected event after another—some great, some not so awesome. It’s been dramatic as hell, Leo, but hold out just a little bit longer. The most sensitive parts of your life are getting an overhaul.

Love Jones

Relationships have been a bit of a rollercoaster lately with sudden twists, turns, beginnings and endings since last winter. 2018 promises more of the same. Don’t despair if you’re looking for a new boo because there will be plenty. Just don’t expect them all to stay to bask in your glorious light. Since you’re undergoing such heavy duty changes, the right partner won’t appear until you’re ready to receive them in your grand Kingdom, Royal Leo. Get your palace in order.

The Hustle

Your worldview has been getting a radical education for seven years courtesy of Uranus in Aries; however, this year it is your Career and Reputation that will see new developments and heightened awareness about your standing in the world. Time spent at home, or even moving to a grander spot, may help you find clarity about what you’d like to do next on the world stage.

Fit Gains

Health gets a big red circle around it this year, Leo, especially if something that’s been with you awhile and needs attention. Since you’re on Eclipse watch, where things can suddenly and unexpectedly come to a head, this isn’t the time to ignore the aches and pains. Saturn in Capricorn demands accountability, so no cutting corners!

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Remember that Spongebob Mr.Krabs meme where the world is spinning out of control? Pretty sure you can relate to that right now, huh? Just seems like everything has been all over the place, from your job to your dating life and everything in between—you should definitely be prepared for more of that in 2018. Stand your ground and find something to hold onto, because if everything goes as planned, the room will be a lot clearer when everything stops moving. 

 
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Sagittarius

The Astrologer Says:

Congratulations, Centaur. You survived your Saturn Return! You are officially an adult. After Saturn basically knocked down the lego fort you had once called your life and demanded you rebuild it using real (eco-friendly) grown up materials, you’re feeling ready to conquer the world!

Love Jones

It’s fairly quiet on the romance front this year, Centaur, and that’s probably a good thing. Not that you aren’t interested in love and affection, it’s just been an exhausting few years and you need some time to recover is all. Take winter and spring to recover and rest up, when the temperatures warm up you should see more activity. The July 13th eclipse in Cancer may activate some sexier energy for you, with potential bedmates coming in to play. Enjoy and be safe!

The Hustle

2018 has you thinking about your money and how to make more of it, Sadge. One way to accomplish your goal is to cut some of your expenses. You don’t need Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime and the CBS online subscription—you can’t even stay up to binge watch like you used to, so it’s time to be more practical about these things. Downsize. You may discover you’ve emerged from your Saturn journey with new skills. Try practicing a new hobby on a daily basis and see what comes out of it.

Fit Gains

2018 has Uranus entering your House of Health and Daily Routine for sneak peak of what it will be like when he visits the sign for good in March 2019. One never truly knows what Uranus can bring to the table and you should expect the unexpected. However, you can get ahead of the game by freshening things up. Take up a new form of exercise that forces you to dig deep. Crack open some new cookbooks that are healthy while still having a decadent feel. If anything suddenly feels wrong, go straight to the doctor. It’s better safe than sorry.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

I feel like there’s some Drake lyric talking about how the boy has become the man, that would apply well here. You’re emerging from some major life bouts…but you’re war-tested and battle-scarred, so it’s ok if you’re looking to re-calibrate. Make sure to take a look at your bank account and think of some ways to make it grow. That might mean cutting back on those Ubers to and from work, or considering if table service at the club is even a good idea at this point. A little change goes a long way.

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