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Is Jay Cutler’s “piss poor” playing bad enough to send his coaches in search of pharmaceutical relief?

Maybe not, but according to the Miami Herald, offensive line coach Chris Foerster has been caught on video snorting a white powdery substance.

“We were just made aware of the video and will have no comment at this time,” a team spokesperson told the Herald on Sunday night. “In the 56 second-long video, Foerster can be seen snorting three lines with a rolled up bill.

“Hey babe, miss you, thinking about you,” Foerster says at the beginning of the video. “How about me going to a meeting and doing this before I go?”

“What do you think, I’m crazy?” Foerster asks after snorting a second line.

 

The coach then looks at the camera and smiles, saying, “Last little bit, before I go to my meeting.”

And after he snorts the last line, he licks the rest off his pinky before saying, “I wish I was licking this off your p—y.” It’s unclear how old the video is, but it was posted by Las Vegas-based model Kijuana Nige, who says, “Those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love.”

Foerster got his start as a coach as a graduate assistant at Colorado state in the early ’80s and served stints with the Minnesota Vikings, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Baltimore Ravens, San Francisco 49ers, and several other teams.

It looks like the Dolphins have bigger problems than the flailing bro of a quarterback Jay Cutler.