We really have to convince you guys to drink water, huh?
Dustin describes those who don’t drink water as “people who look like kneecaps.” Now, we won’t go that far, but drinking more water will not only make you feel better, but Twitter says it’s all you need to have clear skin… and everyone on Twitter is an expert, right?
He thinks he’s fancy, so Dustin’s go-to is San Pellegrino. It’s not quite water but not quite seltzer. With just a bit a fizz, it makes him feel like he’s part of the one percent. That’s a bit problematic, but hey, it’s his preference. To be fair, it’s the perfect thing to order when you can’t pronounce any of the wines on the menu.
Next up is Essentia, a water you’ve seen people drinking the past year or two and claiming “it’s like water but better.” You’ll probably make fun of it until you catch it on sale, cop it, and realize just how damn good water can be. And if you listen to Dustin, he says “it literally tastes like weight loss.” Coconut water is fire, too, and will likely be the choice for alcoholics who can’t stand to drink something that doesn’t have some sort of taste. And if you can’t devote some of your cash to any of those fancy options, there’s always tap water, which will get the job done. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯