Mexican Tacos with Spicy Salsa, Minced Meat and Guacamole

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There are few things better than good food, and a poppin’ episode may just be one of them.

It’s National Taco Day, and in the spirit of having it all, #TeamCASSIUS doesn’t think you should have to choose one over the other. Why not have your taco and eat her, too? Sounds like a win/win.

The means are pretty simple. First, go to your favorite taco spot to turn up, then head back to the crib for a little extra fun. Don’t forget to run to the grocery store first. Here are few tasty things you can pick up to put on your girl’s taco in celebration of the big day.

 

1 Whipped cream

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The sweet fluffy texture of whipped cream can make a great addition to your taco fiesta. Lay down some plastic wrap for safety, then shake it up, spray it on, and layer it up. Make sure the plastic is secure before you begin your licking— hold both sides of the wrap and bury your face in it. You can invite her to lick off the excess.

2 Caramel sauce

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Starbucks ain’t got nothing on your drizzle action. Use a teaspoon to seductively line the sweet sauce around her fleshy mound. You can even create a design while you’re dripping it. Write your name on it or create a tasty temporary tattoo to lick off, then put that tongue to work.

3 Berries

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Use aphrodisiac fruits such as berries to create a sweet treat. Blackberries, raspberries, and cranberries are high in antioxidants and are sweet when ripe. Make a trail of berries down the middle of her body that lead to a pool of berries sitting atop her vulva. Grab the berries with your lips and remove them one by one until you reveal her sweet center.

4Chocolate

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Chocolate is a go to topping for erotic play. Dip a spoon into warm, melted chocolate and smear an even coat along her bikini line to get things lit. If you are daring, spread her legs and lay a coating of plastic over her lips. Next, tease and torture her clit as you lick, suck, and nibble her until she’s flowing. Keep it sexy.

5Margarita

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Want to slurp it up and get your buzz on? Pair your favorite alcoholic beverage—we suggest a margarita— with the taco. Cover her vulva with plastic wrap, pour a little drank, sprinkle a little salt on your bae’s belly, and sip away. Margaritas never tasted so good.

6 Ice

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This is the only edible that is completely safe to use on the vulva without a barrier because of its water base. Allow the ice to melt on her warm center by slowly massaging her lips with a cube. As the ice melts, catch the drops with your mouth. Don’t be afraid to slurp. The cold ice offset by the warmth of your mouth will play with her senses.

Glamazon Tyomi is CASSIUS’ resident sexpert and true pro at all things freaky. Don’t believe it? Just watch @TheGlamazonTyomi.

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