Truth be told, we’re tired of stressing the sh*t out of Cory with weird flavored foods and devices that aren’t too intuitive. Well, we’re willing to give him a break for this week. With all that’s going on in the world, Cory is stressed TF out.
Being gratuitous AF, we decided to bestow a precious gift upon him — the Shiatsu Kneading Massager Belt. It might not relieve all the racial tension and stress that comes with Trump being President, but hopefully, it can relieve a fraction of the tension in his neck.
After Sherrod advises him to “wrap it up and strap it on,” Cory wraps the device around his neck and places his arms in the straps. It quickly reminds Sherrod of his favorite sex toy, but we’d rather not visualize what Sherrod does in his own time. The massager is finally switched on and the look on Cory’s face is one of pain and confusion.
“I don’t know if you have to go through pain to get to relaxation,” Cory asks the camera.
This isn’t just one of the most poetic things Cory’s ever said, but it also perfectly describes his experience with the Kneading Massager. Sherrod tries it too but his cotton shoulders don’t hold stress like a typical human’s. Neither of them are really feeling the product, but at $30 it’s still a steal.