Cassius Cover January 2018
Bruhstrology 2018

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Grounded. Forthright. Sensual about your s**t. The builders of the zodiac, your ability to turn ideas into tangible realities also makes you practical, logical, and highly dependable.

Capricorn

The Astrologer Says:

You’re up to bat, Sea Goats! It’s your turn on the Saturn Return train. For the next two and a half years, you’re going to be learning about taking your destiny seriously. Don’t panic—Saturn likes you guys, and you understand his “work hard, then work harder” mentality. If you’ve been doing your work up until this point, expect some rewards for your efforts. If you’ve been slacking, then expect consequences. Saturn is standing by to discipline you.

Love Jones

There will definitely be opportunity for you to date and have some fun in 2018. When Uranus enters your 5th House of Romance and Creativity expect a flood of dazzling creatives and hedonists to start coming your way. Pay attention, Capricorn. The people you meet now may be fated. You’ll get a brush with destiny when the Eclipses begin to go off in your Marriage and Commitment Houses this year and next. Just don’t forget to send us a wedding invite in the mail.

The Hustle

Last year could have been a great year career wise; however, because you’re undergoing a thorough reassessment project thanks to Saturn in 2018, you may feel some conflict between working on yourself and taking care of your growing demands at work. Before you automatically choose work over self, consider if your career still feels authentic to you. Are you doing the things you do because you actually find fulfillment in them? If that’s too difficult to answer, consider a change in direction. It’s easier to break your back doing something you love (or at least like) rather than something you feel obligated to do.

Fit Gains

With Saturn in your First House, which governs the physical body, you may begin to feel aches and pains like you haven’t before. Saturn, or Lord Chronos, deals with time and aging.  If you find yourself feeling older and creakier than usual, then it would be best to start getting physical again, look over your diet, get routine check ups, and start the steady climb to better health.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

Balance. This right here is all about balance. This year’s gonna be the wind beneath your wings in making sure that you’re as well-rounded as you can be. If you’re looking for love, keep you’re eyes open because you just might find it. Your DMs are gonna be on fire, but remember: BALANCE. You might’ve been able to cash out last year, but you got caught up trying to figure things out yourself. It’s all good. BALANCE. Find a fine medium of bringing home the bacon and venturing out to what it is you want to do. Keep everything in line, and you’ll be straight. 

Taurus

The Astrologer Says:

Big changes on the horizon for you, Taurus. Uranus will enter your sign in May to prep you for the new story that’s about to unfold around you. Your sense of self, your money and your values are all up for a bit of spring cleaning. You, your partnerships, your career and your home life will all get a thorough shake up this year. Stay limber, or at least steady enough to handle the curve balls coming your way.

Love Jones

With Jupiter—the planet of abundance and expansion—in your solar 7th House of Relationship and Partnership, there may be plenty of opportunities to find love and passion this year, Taurus. Just stay open and be careful. The energy at play for you this year can be sudden, exciting, transformative and also very lasting if you’re not paying attention. If you’re interested in falling head over heels, shotgun weddings and babies,  go for it! If you’re not quite there, just pace yourself, but allow for your routine and type to be adjusted.

The Hustle

It’s a good year to reassess what’s motivating you in your career and work. The Eclipses are cleaning out some outdated, impersonal feelings that you may have about what you do. It’s the kind of year where you may be inspired to quit if your heart’s no longer in it. Before you write your “F*ck You, I’m Out” speech, try spending time some creative time at home. Reconnect to your childhood, what made you happy, and what made you want to aspire to be something. It could be time to re-tinker with some of your life philosophies.

Fit Gains

Like everything else in your life this year, the best way to handle your health is to pace yourself, Young Bull. There may be inspiration to completely change your appearance when Uranus enters your sign this May, so enjoy it, but know that not every change may be to your liking in the long run. It’s not advised to undergo any major cosmetic or permanent changes while your ruling planet Venus goes Retrograde in the Fall, just as Uranus slinks back into Aries ’til Spring 2019. Test run everything, but hesitate to commit.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

The shake-up is coming, fam. From the looks of things, that bit of comfort you have is about to be turned upside down. That boss is gonna get on your nerves a little bit more than usual and those small arguments you have with your shorty are gonna blow up big. But if you stay ready, you’ll always be ready. Stay the course, continue to be patient and you’ll make it through. As far as your job is concerned, use this time to focus on what you want to do. And when it comes to finding someone new, just keep it cool. Analyze their full situation thoroughly before you’re claiming them on social media and all that.

 

Virgo

The Astrologer Says:

2018 offers you a breather, Virgo. The last 2.5 years have put you through the ringer, so allow yourself this time to recuperate and enjoy some “you” time. Be more creative: redesign your daily routines and dare to daydream a little bigger.

Love Jones

Neptune has been dancing in your Relationship House for awhile now. If you find yourself pulling in nebulous dreamers and schemers know that they’re arriving to get you into a more relaxed, creative and imaginative state. Partners are simply mirrors of ourselves, they help to highlight what we could improve upon. You’re the sign of helper, yes, but allow for friends and lovers to be helpful towards you too.

The Hustle

Challenges on the home front may have made career visioning difficult these last few years, but that’s about to change. It’s time to pour some serious energy into your hobbies and side projects with Saturn urging you to be responsible with your talents. 2018 will offer opportunities to hone some new skill sets and break up the boredom. With Gemini in your career house, consider a side gig to keep your mind busy and your pockets a little deeper.

Fit Gains

Virgo has a reputation of being a health nut or hypochondriac, but in reality sometimes they can be detached from their bodies altogether. If you’ve been disconnected from your body and all that it does for you, now would be a nice time to show some appreciation. You may want to develop a spiritual practice like daily meditation or chanting alongside your physical practice for balance. Try getting into some team sports, dance, or any activity that allows you to socialize and burn some energy.

The BRUHstrologer Says:

I know the last couple years have been wild, fam, but yo, good job on fighting through. This upcoming year is going to be one of peace, so take some time to get in some maxin’ and relaxin’. People are going to be coming to you as their beacon of hope, so be prepared for that. And while the job front might be a little calm right now, don’t fall into that complacency; find new ways to keep securing that bag. Just because you’re chilling right now doesn’t mean the pockets should be on froze. 

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