This life is hard, and sometimes you need a drink just as stiff.
On the latest episode of Grown Man Sh*t, Dustin is teaching those of legal age (or with a good fake ID) about the best kinds of whiskey to drink straight. If you’re currently wondering why we aren’t talking about vodka, it’s a dead giveaway that you are underaged.
We start things off with Knob Creek, which is perfect for when you’re trying to get your knob in someone else’s creek. It’s an affordable, smooth, and silky whiskey that gets the job done, which is really all you can ask for. Above all else, y’all saw how Dustin didn’t flinch when he took that shot, right? That’s exactly how you should look when you stare into bae’s eyes as you drink anything—even if your throat is on fire after taking a deadly sip of Everclear. Those are the rules and if you can’t abide by them, go drink a thirst-quenching wine spritzer or something.
Next up is Macallan, if you’re fancy, or you just retired from the police force after 50 years of service and your department is too cheap to buy you a retirement Rolex. It’s a scotch whiskey, which means it’s got a bite, so be prepared for your mouth to be on fire, sorta like mouthwash.
Lastly is High West, a lovable favorite of those with darker complexions, likers of seasonings and those partial to hypertension. Rumor has it that this is what had Kanye West in his bag for the last few months, so enjoy at your own risk.
An even greater risk is your “little friend” not working after a long night of throwing back shots. You don’t want to end up sitting on the edge of the bed with her rubbing your shoulder as you say, “This doesn’t usually happen,” do you? So on some grown man sh*t, know your limit.
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