The jokes wrote themselves.
Musk may cause a drop in Twitter's stock.
Speaking with the LA Times, Josiah Johnson revealed what motivated him to become the NBA meme king on the social media platform.
Elon Musk is now backpedaling on the Twitter deal. claiming he needs more proof that the platform's user base doesn't have more bots than it revealed to him. But numerous Wall Street insiders are claiming this is simply a stall tactic to drive down stock prices,
"Not in the slightest."
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” - famous misquote attributed to Mark Twain
“We are not here to take part, we are here to take over!” - Conor McGregor.
"I don't buy out the bar, I bought the nightspot, I got the right stock I, got, stockbrokers that's movin' it like white tops I know you're like 'F*ck! This is child abuse, call DYFS!'" - Jay-Z, "30 Something"
The Milk Crate Challenge is the best thing to happen to Twitter.
This video proves Hookah has the Black community in a headlock.
The app played a major role in the storming of the Capitol.
